the-four-pillars-of-welton:

my favorite genre of book is “inverted mystery in which a group of students in a pretentious-sounding college participate in murdering their friend. the narrator tells the story by recalling his past, and is supposedly mediocre in his major compared to his friends. also featuring queer/queer-coded main cast, the asshole friend™️, and a man named richard”

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

(via troutlawyer)


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